Perez Hilton is a Douche (in 6 steps)

Step 1) Perez Hilton called will.i.am a f****t.


Step 2) Someone from will.i.am's posse smacked Perez Hilton.


Step 3) The fight goes viral. And I mean this in the worst sense of the word. By 'viral,' I mean to invoke a conceptual stew of: the Plague, Twitter and Stupid People (the following video gets this across quite nicely).

Step 4) Perez threatens to sue will.I.am.


Step 5) Perez pledges to give any money he might obtain in this lawsuit to the Matthew Shepard foundation. Yes; Matthew Shepard. The boy who likely died while his killers hurled homophobic epithets.


Step 6) Judy Shepard - Matthew's mother - responds:



And that is why Perez Hilton is a DOUCHE.