Perez Hilton is a Douche (in 6 steps)

Step 1) Perez Hilton called will.i.am a f****t.


Step 2) Someone from will.i.am's posse smacked Perez Hilton.


Step 3) The fight goes viral. And I mean this in the worst sense of the word. By 'viral,' I mean to invoke a conceptual stew of: the Plague, Twitter and Stupid People (the following video gets this across quite nicely).

Step 4) Perez threatens to sue will.I.am.


Step 5) Perez pledges to give any money he might obtain in this lawsuit to the Matthew Shepard foundation. Yes; Matthew Shepard. The boy who likely died while his killers hurled homophobic epithets.


Step 6) Judy Shepard - Matthew's mother - responds:



And that is why Perez Hilton is a DOUCHE.

Woah...Are You Guys Brothers?!?! (Happy 4/20!)

There's three possible messages in this commercial: MTV Canada: The Kiss

1) Don't smoke weed and drive

2) Don't smoke weed: You might make make out with your best friend

3) Straight boys are silly.

We endorse all three.

UPDATE: The Daily Show on Steve Stanton (Video)

Last night, we posted a partial transcript of a Daily Show segment on former Largo city manager Steve Stanton - who was fired because of his plans to undergo a MTF sex change.

Well, here's the video!

Sanjaya is my (Homosexual?) Papaya

Sanjaya, Sanaya, Sanjaya...

Everybody is talking about Sanjaya. He's so popular that Papaya sales are up, like, a gajillion percent this month.

And the boy is obviously gay? Right?

Oh C'mon! It's Obvious!

Or is it?

Well...we're not the only ones that are troubled by Sanjaya's sexuality (And no: you're not a loser for asking these questions yourself), because Time Magazine reports:

"Of all of the searches for Sanjaya over the last four weeks, 41% were searching on variations of his name, "Sanjaya," or "Sanjaya Malakar," and various misspellings. At least 2.9% searched for information on Sanjaya's sister, who didn't make the cut on the show. The next most popular search topic regarded questions about Sanjaya's sexual orientation, with searches such as "Sanjaya Malakar gay," "Sanjaya gay" and "is Sanjaya gay?" What's missing are searches related to Sanjaya's musical selection or talent."

Feel Better?

And by the way, I was joking about Papaya sales!

Or was I...

The Daily Show on Steve Stanton

Last night, The Daily Show did an unbelievably entertaining piece on the firing of Steve Stanton - the former Largo City Manager who was dismissed after a local newspaper revealed his plans to undergo a MTF sex change.

Mr. Stanton's firing was nothing more than a witch-hunt, and The Daily Show definitely captured the homophobic flavor of the affair.

Here is a partial transcript (although we recommend that you watch the re-run tomorrow morning/night):

Rob Riggle (correspondent): When 'Steve' announced that he was going to become 'Susan,' 'Steve' found himself out of a job.

Steve Stanton: I was fired because I'm a...uh...transgendered individual.

Rob Riggle: That's a charge Largo city leaders strongly deny.

Robert E. Jackson (Fmr. Largo City Mayor): You see, Steve was fired because people lost the trust in him. Transgendered had nuthin' to do with it.

Rob Riggle: Okay. If Steve Stanton walked into your office in a dress, and said: 'I wanna be your city manager, P.S: I'm cutting my penis off?'

Robert E. Jackson: ...I would say, 'please give me your resignation today. I don't think...that behavior - of cross-dressing - is in the best interest of the City of Largo.'

Rob Riggle: After fourteen years of service, positive feedback, multiple raises, and good reviews, you gotta go?

Robert E. Jackson: You better believe it.

Rob Riggle: Well what if he wore a pantsuit? Look at Hillary: it's working for her!

Robert E. Jackson: No! I don't wanna know what goes on in your bedroom, or wherever it is they get together...I guess the bathroom or the parks or something...

Rob Riggle: You heard it from the Mayor: if you like anonymous sex, come to the bathroom in the Largo City Park.

The Glass Closet

Apparently, Out Magazine has included people who aren't openly gay in its annual list of the 50 most influential gay and lesbian women in America: The Glass Closet.

Extra! Extra! Anderson Cooper is Gay!

Hardly news, but the article has received considerable attention.

UPDATE: 2 days after I posted this item, Anderson hosted a program on Religion and Homosexuality. It's part of this series he's doing on Christians and Sex.