Sanjaya is my (Homosexual?) Papaya

Sanjaya, Sanaya, Sanjaya...

Everybody is talking about Sanjaya. He's so popular that Papaya sales are up, like, a gajillion percent this month.

And the boy is obviously gay? Right?

Oh C'mon! It's Obvious!

Or is it?

Well...we're not the only ones that are troubled by Sanjaya's sexuality (And no: you're not a loser for asking these questions yourself), because Time Magazine reports:

"Of all of the searches for Sanjaya over the last four weeks, 41% were searching on variations of his name, "Sanjaya," or "Sanjaya Malakar," and various misspellings. At least 2.9% searched for information on Sanjaya's sister, who didn't make the cut on the show. The next most popular search topic regarded questions about Sanjaya's sexual orientation, with searches such as "Sanjaya Malakar gay," "Sanjaya gay" and "is Sanjaya gay?" What's missing are searches related to Sanjaya's musical selection or talent."

Feel Better?

And by the way, I was joking about Papaya sales!

Or was I...