Spitzer Hearts Sanjaya

Yesterday, we reported that Eliot Spitzer - the governor of New York - is drafting a gay marriage bill.

A week or so ago, we posted an item titled "Sanjaya is my (Homosexual) Papaya."

Then today - amazingly enough - we saw an item that combined both our love of Spitzer and our uncomfortable interest in Sanjaya.

At last night's White House Press Correspondents' dinner, Spitzer went up to Sanjaya, told him he was a fan, and asked for his autograph!

So basically, our heads are about to explode...